Several times, people ask me what Lord Voldemort does in his spare time. Well, sometimes he:
DJs all the local and hot Pureblood clubs…
Karaokes a bit of Britney Spears’ hits…
Chills out with his top Death Eaters—only on Fridays, though…
Practices his game face…
Creates some very GaGa-esque songs for smackdowns with Potter…
Creates some promos for Disney Channel to earn a couple extra bucks…
And hones his skills in the art of seduction…
Oh God most of these frighten me.
Holy crap O.o
MOTHER OF GOD JAJAJAJA!
